He looks like a hopelessly out-of-shape superhero here, like he’s fallen from the air mid-flight. For the sake of truth, justice, and the American way, let’s hope that diet dog food does the trick, and fast!

He looks like a hopelessly out-of-shape superhero here, like he’s fallen from the air mid-flight. For the sake of truth, justice, and the American way, let’s hope that diet dog food does the trick, and fast!